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Squib Is Learning How To Make Friends

by Squib

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1.
If you invite me out for tea Then I could be your friend If you play some games with me Then I could be your friend If you call me nice things Or call me at all If you'd like to jam with me Then I could be your friend I'm not too busy, I'm not too shy And if you give me a call I won't ask why Cuz I'd like to be your friend I'm not good at skateboarding But I could give it a try I've never been to your place But with directions I'll be fine Or we could meet halfway Whatever's most convenient I'll do whatever it takes To be your friend I'm not too busy, I'm not too shy And if you give me a call I won't ask why Cuz I'd like to be your friend I'm not too picky, I've got the time And that day we met you seemed pretty nice And I'd like to be your friend
2.
Why Bother? 02:40
Nothing that I write will be as good as Bo Burnham's Inside So why should I bother? So why should I bother? Nothing that I write gets the attention that I'd like So why should I bother? So why should I bother? But there's nothing else that I know how to do right So I guess I'll have to give it another try I don't like promoting my stuff online, and I can never get the artwork right So why should I bother? So why should I bother? It costs me more to distribute my music than I get from Spotify So why should I bother? So why should I bother? But there's nothing else that I know how to do right So I guess I'll have to give it another try Give it another try
3.
Gary the slug, slow as can be Can't catch up to the rest of the gang He's trying his best, the best that he can But he always seems to be behind, saying Please wait for me Please wait for me Please wait for me Simon the hummingbird goes so fast He can't sit still or he will die His friends say hey please slow down But he's in a rush to stay alive, saying Please let me be Please let me be Please let me be Everybody moves at their own pace Some go fast some go slow Some have all day, Some are always late, Some are in a hurry It's okay if you don't have time for me anymore Anymore
4.
Googling how to not feel so lonely All the results are psychologists with lists of things That lonely people can do But I, I just need a friend, won't you be my friend I just need a friend, won't you be my friend I just need a friend, won't you be my friend I just need a friend, won't you be my friend Googling how to not feel so empty It's hard to read past the ads It says I might be losing touch with myself Or have things unresolved from the past I just need a friend, won't you be my friend I just need a friend, won't you be my friend I just need a friend, won't you be my friend I just need a friend, won't you be my friend I tried writing this 6 months ago But it was too hard I tried writing this 6 months ago But it was too hard But I'm a bit better now, thanks to my friends
5.
Groceries 01:33
I'm going to the grocery store So I can get some fruits and vegetables Is there something I can pick you up Is there anything that you might need You hand me a list of oh so many things More than I can fit in the trunk of my car I guess I'm going to have to make two trips But that's okay the store is not that far Use me, use me, so I know that we're still friends Use me, use me, so I know that we're still friends I unload all the bags for you But I did not hear you say thank you I guess everyone has their own way of showing appreciation And you show me yours by showing me the door
6.
When I was a kid, I used to say hi to everyone at Costco when I shopped there with my mom When I was a kid, I used to hear the sound of my own voice, and I assumed so did everyone else But those mean girls called me names, those mean girls were not very nice to me Those mean girls taught me not everybody's on my team When I was a kid, I had no reason to believe that anybody'd have an issue with me When I was a kid, I had a healthy self esteem till those meanies ganged up on me Yeah those mean girls called me names, those mean girls were not very nice to me Those mean girls taught me not everybody's on my team I'm not saying it still effects me now, still effects me now I'm not saying it still effects me now, still effects me now But there's a hole in me that wants to be filled By talking smack with a couple of girls There's a part of me that seeks revenge What they did to me, on someone else But I can fight the malice me And take care of the baby that's just crying I'll water the plants of kindness and Let those ugly weeds wither and die When I was a kid I wanted everyone to be my friend And I still do now, and I still do now...
7.
In grade 9 Constable Tad Came and spoke to my class He told us of a boy who wanted to make friends But no one gave him the chance He booked a room and hoped for the best Surely someone would come and meet me he said But when the time came, he was filled with regret Cuz no one gave him the chance Oh I wish I could've met you Oh I wish I could've met you Oh I wish I could've met you And you could've met me too And you could've met me too Every time that I look at my phone I see pictures of people having fun It makes me jealous that I'm not with them Makes me feel so alone I wish I could delete these apps But I'm scared it'll isolate me more All I need is a little company And if you're feeling this too Oh I wish I could've met you Oh I wish I could've met you Oh I wish I could've met you And you could've met me too And you could've met me too
8.
It's hard to make friends I don't think I'm too good at it It can be a challenge And I'm just trying my best Oh no I might be overdoing the album concept You're probably thinking okay Squib Can you sing about something else Oh no I wrote too many songs about friendship And now I'm wishing I had wrote about something else Wrote about something else Sang about something else Talked about something else Thought about something else Well hmm what to I do now I'm already so far into the song What else should I write about Let me think about it Oh uh Oh no I might be overdoing the song concept This meta shtick was fun a first But now its getting old Your probably thinking Let's move on to whatever's next And that's assuming you're still listening along Or listened to the song at all Or listened to the song at all Or listened to the song at all Or listened to the song at all
9.
I do paperwork for a superhero He jumps through buildings and I file his taxes Doesn't pay much but it is a living And it keeps me safe away from the action I've been kidnapped by a supervillain How did I not expect for this to happen It's not like I'm of much consequence When the damsel in distress is an accountant Will he save me? Does he even know my name? Will he save me? Does he even know my name? Will he save me? Does he even know my name? Will he save me? Does he even know my name? That's what I get, that's what I get For counting on someone else That's what I get, that's what I get For counting on someone else That's what I get, that's what I get For counting on someone else That's what I get, that's what I get For counting on you
10.
You started hanging out with some other guys Who were not too nice You learned a whole lot from them And I think I have to say goodbye I don't think we're friends anymore I don't think we're friends anymore I'll try to remember the times we spent together I don't think we're friends anymore You and your family are moving away Someplace far away We can try to stay connected, but it just won't be the same So I guess I have to say I don't think we're friends anymore I don't think we're friends anymore I'll try to remember the times we spent together I don't think we're friends anymore It might not be for the best It might not be worth it I guess that's why I'm so upset But there's not much I can do about it I don't think we're friends anymore I don't think we're friends anymore I'll try to remember the times we spent together I don't think we're friends anymore
11.
There are multiple artists named Squib There's a punk band and a rapper who laughs about Making love with his friends And I guess there's nothing wrong with that How can I face the competition? Do I have to fight for the right to call myself Squib? Like I don't already have any other names But it just wouldn't be the same If I changed it now, If I changed it now We can all be Squib We can all be Squib We can all be Squib We can all be Squib There was an article written about me And the meanings of my name A prop explosion, a witty statement, a wizard born muggle A few different things I guess it's not quite as uncommon as I thought When I came up with my name I was hoping I was special But I guess that's not the case So we can all be Squib We can all be Squib We can all be Squib We can all be Squib
12.
When you gave me a high five it felt alright We chit chatted and found out we have things in common Cracking jokes, sharing gossip, having a good night I wasn't worried when you said goodbye, cuz I knew I'd see you again We're friends, terms of endearment We're friends, terms of service When you called me just to check in When you bought me a drink When you listened to what I said I knew we were friends We're friends, terms of endearment We're friends, terms of conditions Even if it's been a long time Even if we got in a fight The door to my heart is always open If you wanna come and say hi We can still be friends We can still be friends We can still be friends We can still be friends, if you'd like

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released September 1, 2022

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